Bladder Standard Time moves slowly, backward it feels like, sometimes. We were laughing at something together, in fact, when the young man walked in and stood at the top of our table. I saw my first gun up close just a few months ago. Lately, even if I wake up feeling like a dangerously over-filled waterbed has sprouted up inside of me, I can avoid the half-awake march to the bathroom and fall back to sleep. He was a thin and scrawny boy, really.
As scary as that moment was, I felt even more scared when the cops came.
Silv pee stories
I get up and back into bed three times and then finally around 5: We often tell this story as a dinner party anecdote. It was large, shiny, and silver, bigger than the young man. The night felt free and happy, like our own little Diwali party. Not go to the bathroom close to the door.